Sunday, November 2, 2008

Woman's Way Vs Man's Way

Woman's Way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Mans Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

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Womans Way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Mans Way: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato, keep it in the fridge for up to a year.

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Woman's Way: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Mans Way: Go to the bakery, They'll even decorate it for you.

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Woman's Way: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant fix.

Mans way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Go to McDonalds

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Woman's Way: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

Mans Way: Celery? Never heard of it.

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Woman's Way: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Mans Way: The frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.

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Woman's Way: Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Mans Way: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

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Woman's Way: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Mans Way: Go ask that cute babe next door if she can open it for you.

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Woman's Way: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Mans Way: Leftover wine???????????


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