Marriage ...The sad Joke

By all Means... MARRY !

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

The best poem of 2006

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2006, Written by an
African Kid

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black


And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray

And you calling me colored?

How to remove nofollow from Bloggs

The following was retrieved from http://www.earnblogger.com/how-to-remove-nofollow-from-blogger/ and it works :)

Almost all blogging software or platforms automatically adds the “nofollow” attribute to all user generated links. It is done to discourage Comment Spam in blogs. But is not friendly for all! And I know that many of us want to remove it, to show our love to the community. Today, let us talk about the Blogger blogging platform. You can easily remove the “nofollow” from your Blogger blogs (blogspot blogs), by a simple modification of your existing template. Read on to know more!

User generated links means links in comments and backlinks or trackbacks. Remove and handle your blog links responsibly. Never give spammers a chance to use your blog for spamming. Mind it, “nofollow” is for spammers and “dofollow” or “no-nofollow” is for bloggers!

How to remove nofollow from Blogger Blogs?

• First, backup your Blogger template. You can do it from the Template>Edit HTML section of your dashboard.
• After completion of your backup, check the “Expand Widgets” box in your “Edit Template” area. It will expand your template.
• Now do a search for “nofollow” in your template. Use Ctrl+F, type “nofollow” in the “Find Box” and hit enter. It will highlight the term in your template code.
• This search will show you two results - one for Backlinks and another for Comments. Look below! The results should be something like this.

rel=’nofollow’> (for backlinks)

rel=’nofollow’> (for comments)

• Decide which you want to remove. I would recommend that you must not remove it from the backlinks. Because you don’t have control over your backlinks and they may came from spam blogs!
• To remove nofollow from blog comments, go to the highlighted section of your template code (rel=’nofollow’>) and simply delete the rel=’nofollow’ portion.
• Press “Save Template” button to save your blog template.

Using or not using “nofollow” depends on you. Mind it, this simple attribute helps in reducing comment spam. If you have removed “nofollow” from your blog, please moderate all your blog comments. And try not to remove “nofollow” from your backlinks.

Forwading Chain Mails

It seems that people are replying and forwarding a lot of chain mails. (chain mails are those mails that say forward this and you will get phones, prizes... forward and a poor person will get 3 cents ... etc.)

Please do not do this because those mails are 100% Hoax/ bogus mails. They can't track whether you forward this mail nor Yahoo/Google wont give anything to anyone for forwarding this. Only a originated IP address can be traced back not the forwarded details. Even that is done in very serious situations like threating or false mails about important people/companies. As a IT person I know this for a fact and I even did some digging to be 100% sure.

The only thing you do by forwarding these kind of mails are..

1. Show you that you can be fooled easily :p

2. Give away your e-mail addresses to a chain mail. and later a receiver will get hundreds of forwarded e-mail addresses in the mail. After that they can start spamming and hacking your accounts.

3. Annoy your friends with filling their inbox with these kind of msgs and other spams.

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So Guys, Pleas think twice before you fall into these scandals ....

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Xubuntu 8.10 .rar Download links

Xubuntu is an official derivative of the Ubuntu operating system, using the Xfce desktop environment. Xubuntu's goals are to "provide an easy to use distribution (...) with a focus on integration, usability and performance, with a particular focus on low memory footprint (...) based around the ideals and values of Ubuntu." Because the Xfce desktop environment uses fewer system resources, Xubuntu is often used on older computers or systems with limited resources.

Download links
Interchangeable Mirrors

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Windows Sinhala Version :)

File = Pile

Save = Beragannda

Save as = Mehema Beragannda

Save all = Okkoma Beragannda

Find = Hoyanda

Find Again = Ayeth Hoyanda

Move = Aying Karanda

Mail = Thapal

Mailer = Piyum Mahaththaya

Zoom in = Loku Karanda

Zoom out = Podi Karanda

Replace = Meka aran araka danda

Run = Duwanda

Execute = Maranda

Print = Achchu Gahanda

Print Preview = Achchu Gahanda isserella balanda

Cut = Kottanda

Copy = Pitapath Karanda

Paste = Alawanda

Paste Special = vishesha alaweema

Delete = Nathi karanda

View = Balanda

Send = Yawanda

Shutdown = Oka wahala danda

Tools = Badu

Toolbar = Badu thabaruma

Spreadsheet = Redda Digaarinda

Database = Pettagama

Exit = Maaruweema

Compress = Mirikanda

Click = Obanda

Scrollbar = Lissana polla

Next = Eelangata

Previous = Kalin eka

Recycle Bin = Kunubakkiya

Click, hold and drag = Obala allagena adinda

Double click = Depaarak ebima

Do you want to Delete the selected item ? = Thorapu baduwa kunubakkiyata danda onada ?

Restore = Kunu baldiyen aapahu ganda

Empty Recycle bin = Kunu baldiya Hiskaranna

Do you want to move the selected item? = Thorapu baduwa ehe mehe karanda onada?

Do you want to save changes you made? =Meka beraganda oneda ?

Abort, Retry, Ignore = Nathara,Navatha,Ganang Noganna

Yes, No, Cancel = Ow, Ne, Be

Access denied = Kohomawath be !

Unrecoverable error = Beranda bari ledak !

Illegal operation = Neethivirodi sathkamak !

Explorer = Rasthiyadu karaya

Windows is shutting down = Junnel wahandai yanne !

There is a virus = Mala keliyai, wisabeejayak !

Fatal error = Keliya Huta !

Knight Rider.e 06 - Knight of the Living Dead

watched episode 06

but it was not “Knight fever” but “Knight of the Living Dead” :o It wasn’t there to download on the regular date but on the other day. I thought it skipped another day cos of election.

Nice episode. KITT is showing more and more human like thing and I felt really sorry when “he” was getting ready for his “death”. He clearly denies his creator’s request/order to download his files like a stubborn boy.

Mike: “Next time calculate faster”
KITT: “where you injured”
Mike: “Noo..”
KITT: “Then my calculations were fast enough” ROFL :lol:

There are some inconsistencies of the episode though. one is I though KARR (Knight Auto Roving Robot) was a regular car shaped thing which Michael Knight destroyed by forcing it to pull out of the course of a face to face chicken drive. (it was resurrected and killed again) But the images KITT shows to Mike is a thing like a robot with wheels :o Aw, Are they going to introduce a Megatron or Maximus PRiME like transforming robot.. KOOOL.

Another good hint given was the Mike felt some connection with KARR. Did Mike worked in KARR project. Is that what the Alex Torres (FBI agent) is hiding from Mike.

And the audio fingerprint is visualized :o that sucks. If they show that though a goggle or a screen, we can accept that. But spray painting the air, gimme a break :p

And the password inputted to the KITT “LEARNS ALON..” or something is not password masked :o Even I knows you have to mask and hide passwords behind asterisks (**) :lol:

Why Dr. Grayman and Zoe weren’t killed? from what were they shot at?


Aw, from whole 42 minutes were excellent entertainment.

Email + Messaging.. All in One Programme

Email + Messaging.. All in One Programme

Since Yahoo was so popular back then and now everybody is moving to Gmail, most of the people these days have more than one e-mail account. Yahoo, Google, MSN ...etc.

This gets really bad when it comes to chatting/ Instant Massaging (IM). You have to install or keep few browser windows open to be able to see all your contacts. What about FaceBook and other social communities ?

Things could get really complicated and your machine could waste lots of resources if you want to stay online with many accounts.

There are a few programs and web sites that can help you out in a scenario like this. To name a few Meebo,

The most useful and feature full one I've found out is Digsby. It a little software that can manage you e-mail accounts, Instant messaging plus social networks like FaceBook and myspace. You get pop and sound alerts for new messages, notifications in facebook. It will make your life easier.
Full feature set...
Download at www.digsby.com

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Earn Some money Online

Earn Some money Online

You probably have herd of this and most of the time it is a bogus or false link or even a spammer trying to get some money from you.

But I recently came across a blog (http://mayuonline.com/) that I trust and It has some jobs and freelancing stuff that you can do over the internet and earn some money.

The site are GetAFreelancer.com and payperpost.com. Go check those sites. I'm doing it now and let you know the results in the nearby future :)

Happy earning ;)

Tool to Fix Taskbar Problems

I rescetntly had a problem with my windows instalation. Opened programmes are not shown in the taskbar :o I was thinking it is a virus attack and planning to reinstall windows. But I thought of googling the problem and finding a answer.

Microsoft has a real crappy answer tthis problem on their support pages <_<

Taskbar Repair Tool Plus!
http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com/taskbarplus!.htm

It is a shareware and 95% of the features are free. programme is only 49KB :)
I tried it and it fixed my problem like a magic. So thought of leting everyone know about this since it is the least I can do

U.S. inventes a machine that catches thieves

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves;
they took it out to different countries for a test.



In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;



In UK , in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves;



Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;




Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;

Sri Lanka , in 15 minutes

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The machine was stolen. :)

Woman's Way Vs Man's Way

Woman's Way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Mans Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

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Womans Way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Mans Way: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato, keep it in the fridge for up to a year.

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Woman's Way: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Mans Way: Go to the bakery, They'll even decorate it for you.

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Woman's Way: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant fix.

Mans way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Go to McDonalds

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Woman's Way: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

Mans Way: Celery? Never heard of it.

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Woman's Way: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Mans Way: The frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.

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Woman's Way: Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Mans Way: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

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Woman's Way: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Mans Way: Go ask that cute babe next door if she can open it for you.

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Woman's Way: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Mans Way: Leftover wine???????????

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Things you don't want to hear during surgery....

- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

- Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !

- Oh no! I just lost my watch.

- "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

- There go the lights again...

- Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.

- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

- What's this doing here?

- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

-You sure it wasn't this leg?

- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

- Are his relatives waiting outside?

- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

- What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!

- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

- This scissor looks rusted.

- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

- Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?

A Little Tip On Emailing

A Little Tip On Emailing

It is said that E-mail by product of Internet is the most used application these days. Most of the users go online only to check emails. So are you doing it right? What Can you do to reduce the 1000 of spam mails on your inbox? Pls follow below mentioned tips to make things easy for you and your contacts (friends)

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When you get a Spam mail (unwanted mail), Don't open it. Press the "REPORT SPAM" button, Don't press the "DELETE" button. Don't ever reply to spam mails.

Always forward mails using BCC to avoid exposing your email IDs/Contacts to
spammers. Put only one mail address in "TO" field if necessary.


Remove all traces of emails ID left behind by less IT Literate people. These are the hundreds of email addresses that lies before the forwarded massage.

Do not forward chain mails (ie. Forward this and you get 1$/iPhone, If you want forward you'll die within 7 days...) Are you rally that stupid to believe these stuff ?

Don't print every mail you get. Save paper, Save trees.

If a Email is suspicious, don't open it. Conform the sender by another mail or call. Or just delete it.

When you register in various websites (ie. friends and community sites) Don't give them your address book content. They start spamming all your friends.

Don't hit "forward" button for every mail you get. Too much of bulk mail sending will make you a spammer eventually.

Make folders (ie.Academic, Friends, Important mails) and/or Filters to keep your account tidy.

Make groups of your e-mailing contacts (ie. Friends, All Friends in School). Hence if you want to forward mails often, you can just enter the group name and send. NO need to hand pick each address each time.

Don't include images that are flashing/ blinking or large in size. It is harsh on eye and distracts the reader from the actual content of the email.

Don't use too large and/or colored fonts in the mail. It is not descent and make it harder to read.

Please you your common sense and keep emailing a pleasant activity on the internet.

Comments, amendments, suggestions are welcome at .

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Characters of Smallville

Wonder about your favourite Smallville character in your dreams. Here is a good resource I found when i was searching. It is a small site called wikipedia :D

Follow the link to find out more about your favorite Smallville characters