Wise/Good/Cool Quotes I found

"Shall i pretend I'm interested or are you OK just rambling?"
(effective on shutting the person up and funny)

"Trying is the first step toward failure."
-Homer Simpson


"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on."
-Name withheld


Accept the things you cannot change,
change the things you cannot accept.


"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts."


What's the key to success? Two words: good decisions.
What's the key to good decisions? One word: experience.
how do i get experience? Two words: bad decisions.


No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the flood.


Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
- Dilbert


"Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried to nail jello to a tree."
-Lisa Bryant


"The best part of 'believe' is the 'lie'."


"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."


"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. "

"We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them."

"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."

"Your medical assistance is cancelled beginning 9/24/84 because of your death."
- Iowa Department of Human Services


"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for HIS country." General George S. Patton


Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect. -Linus Torvalds

Those who do not read are no better than those who cannot.
Chinese proverb

Never EVER play leapfrog with a unicorn!


"Porn is the most accurate representation of what sex is not like, what your girlfriend won't do, and how you're not built."


Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them.
- Hugh Miller

Software engineer and his wife

Software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

India, Sri Lanka, LTTE and Mumbai Attack

As all Sri Lankans, I despite these terrorist attacks on India. It isn't the time for calculating aftermath and point fingers at one another. All people and nations to join hands and fight against ruthless terrorists.

I think It demonstrated all of us why all kind of terrorists should be eliminated. There won;t be a more great time to work hand in hand to eliminate terrorisms in all the world.

I think some Indian politicians whom were trying to help terrorists like LTTE and interfere with Sri Lankan infernal affairs will feel how we (lankans) are suffering from terrorism and why we want to end this war. It is easy to say that LTTE should be given a second chance( or rather fifth or sixth chance). But did India invite the terrorists who came to attack Mumbai to Peace talks? Even once?

Terrorists are terrorists. They won't do any good to anyone but themselves. Either they were in Sri Lanka, India, Pakistan or USA.