"Shall i pretend I'm interested or are you OK just rambling?"
(effective on shutting the person up and funny)
"Trying is the first step toward failure."
-Homer Simpson
"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on."
-Name withheld
Accept the things you cannot change,
change the things you cannot accept.
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts."
What's the key to success? Two words: good decisions.
What's the key to good decisions? One word: experience.
how do i get experience? Two words: bad decisions.
No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the flood.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
- Dilbert
"Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried to nail jello to a tree."
-Lisa Bryant
"The best part of 'believe' is the 'lie'."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. "
"We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them."
"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."
"Your medical assistance is cancelled beginning 9/24/84 because of your death."
- Iowa Department of Human Services
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for HIS country." General George S. Patton
Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect. -Linus Torvalds
Those who do not read are no better than those who cannot.
Chinese proverb
Never EVER play leapfrog with a unicorn!
"Porn is the most accurate representation of what sex is not like, what your girlfriend won't do, and how you're not built."
Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them.
- Hugh Miller
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